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unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

(Source: rasterizing)

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tothehappinessimdraggin:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

Look at that tail waggin’! I think it’s pretty incredible how now matter what dogs go through when they are given a second chance their tail never fails to wag.

(Source: frozensecond)

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joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

joshunf:

if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog

(Source: precumming)

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urinepirate:

if tumblr is so acceptign…. why cant i be a racist neonazi?? tumblr isnt all it seems…

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the-real-goddamazon:

kinkydonuts:

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

No, I studied Asstronomy

Fuck.

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lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING

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barneystinsonlegendary:

Buy Barney Stinson Items ==> http://bit.ly/1fmWXIz

barneystinsonlegendary:

Buy Barney Stinson Items ==> http://bit.ly/1fmWXIz

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Ese momento cuando escuchas ruidos mientras estas en la ducha y juras que toda tu familia ha sido asesinada y tu eres el próximo.


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philspenis:

a beautiful story

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