look. Look at this Motherfucker. This motherfucker lives for 1000 years, then decides HEY FUCK NO, and LITERALLY STEALS THE SOULS OF EVERYONE ON EARTH. EVERY 1000 YEARS THIS FUCKER GENOCIDES THE PLANET SO HE CAN TAKE A MOTHERFUCKING NAP and you know fucking what. Look at that goober look at his fucking wide open fucking mouth. This is the most dangerous creature in the pokemon world and I’m shoving its stupid fucking face with cupcakes and making puzzles with it and flying it across France so I can buy new hats. Fuck pokemon fuck this fucking game fuck yveltals stupid happy face to see me. Fuck
This is how I feel when I take off my skinny jeans.
this is how it feels when i take off my bra
This is how i feel when my human form is ripped to shreds only to reveal my true form of a cecaelian sea witch